Sharktopus: Terror of the Sea?
Sharktopus: Terror of the Sea? Trailer
Sharktopus: Terror of the Sea? Review
When you think of that phrase ‘Terror of the Sea’ what comes to mind? Giant squid, Giant shark,Giant Octopus or jelly fish even? Whatever comes to mind, the last thing would be SyFy’s latest monster movie creation: Sharktopus. For those who don’t get that, it’s basically a shark-octopus hybrid. Yes you heard me. A f—-ing shark-octopus hybrid. If you really really value your time, stop reading…Or not because this is kind of worth it.
So basically the point of the Sharktopus movie is that a government funded program called Blue Water created this creature to protect swimmers in the ocean from shark attacks…Or does it?! Obviously because it’s government funded no.
So the sharktopus is called S-11 and through some ‘accident’ the control for it breaks off and the hybrid is loose in the ocean. Great f—ing work guys, putting a breakable metal on what could be the worst predator to have loose in the ocean.
Bad jokes, references and comments are made throughout the movie as the goes on as well as badly animated killing. Seriously, Mega Piranha(another bad syfy movie) had better graphics, and THAT movie had f—ing giant piranha kami-kazing into buildings. I digress. While the animation and storyline was horrendous this movie is worth acknowledgment for trying to be original…somewhat. And for being Ed Wood bad where you can’t but help to make dumb comments on the whole thing.
Seriously there is a scene where someone is bungee jumping and out of no where the Sharktopus comes out of no-where and eat her off the damn thing as if he was a dog eating a treat on a string. ‘Oh look a snack! CHOMP! Mmmm cellulite’
If you love your b-horror movies like i do i would suggest watching this crapfest, under any influence or sober. Despite how bad this movie is, and trust me it’s bad, it grows on you. Hell it has it’s own f—ing theme song!
On a scale of 1-10 on the crap-o-meter i give this movie a solid 8.5
I’m the X Gurl. I watch these movies for my amusement and so you don’t have to.
Next time i’ll be reviewing another B-horror film: Giant Octopus v Mega Shark.
