Posted November 29, 2008 at 12:22 am by Jeff
So at one point you may encounter a zombie apocolypse. What should you do? Where should you go? What do you need to know? For The Dead Travel Fast has your guide to surviving this apocolypse.
Step 1 Do Not Panic

Nothing could be worse than everyone around you freaking out. Yelling, screaming, falling down and worst of all slowing you down. The cops will not be able to save you. They don’t even believe zombies are real. You will have to survive on your own. There is no reason to be afraid. Zombies are dumb, slow, and slower. If you panic you will just become even dumber and slower then the zombie.
Step 2 Know What You are Running from

Zombies are dead friends, relatives, neighbors and anyone other human being that died and now wants to devour you. If you are bitten your future is very bleak. Zombies are slow, they moan a lot and they will not talk.
Step 3 Prepare Yourself

This is obviously the best tip around. Do not wear high heals to run away from zombies. Do not wear loose baggy clothing. Longer hair will also be a problem. When you are preparing Clothing and hair is not the only thing to concern yourself with. Do not stay in your apartment unless its a fortress with safe houses, guarded access, and not to mention a get a way plan. Your get away plan is very important. Do not stick to the main Roads. They will be packed with the walking dead and soon to be dead.
Step 4 Weapons

Guns are great. They are quick, not to messy, and best of all, can be used from a safe distance. There are several problems with guns including the inevitable running out of amo. Any other weapon you can carry with you is very recommended. Swords, Knifes, Bats, screw drivers, pencils. Whatever you can use to hit the head is a plus.
Step 5 Survivors

While it is great to search for survivors make sure they haven’t been bitten. This can ruin your whole plan. Look at the irritable guy who is looking kinda pale and has covered a lot of his body even when its not necessary.
This is but a small reference to a million and one things that can happen in a zombie apocolypse. Please refer to the Zombie Survival Guide for a complete set of instructions.